Santa Banta SMS
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
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Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya
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Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
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Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar: Kya irada hai ?
Santa sar per haath maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
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Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
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Banta: That's an awful gash you've got on your forehead! How did you get it?
Santa: I bit myself.
Banta: How the hell did you manage to bite yourself on the forehead?
Santa: I stood on a chair.
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Banta: You are shivering. Are you feeling cold?
Santa: No, I'm on 'Vibrate' mode.
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During a recent password audit, it was found that Santa was using the following password on his office desktop system:
BittuPappuLuckyHappySonuPinkyRaniGuddi
Office Aministrator: Why such a long password?
Santa: Because the policy states that it has to be at least 8 characters long.
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Sitting in a bar having drinks with Banta, Santa casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar and said, "That's us in ten years".
Banta glanced and replied, "That's mirror".
Santa: Oh! Deepshit!
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Santa: I just wish my wife could look down from Heaven and see me now.
Banta: What are you talking about? She's still alive.
Santa: Exactly, that's why it is a wish!
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Santa: I gonna change all my passwords to 'Women'.
Banta: But why?
Santa: Nobody seems to figure them out!
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Santa: I believe trust is the very key in a relationship.
Banta: I have to really agree with you on it. But what's your experience on it?
Santa: You see, if you don't trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure that she won't tell your wife?
Source:http://www.santabanta.com
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